lemme smang it

Preference #4: how you sleep

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:25:18 -0400

Harry: You face each other. Legs intertwined. Arms wrapped around each other, always feeling each others warmth. The first thing you always see is him.

Liam: Your head is on his chest. His arm is wrapped around his shoulder. There is no need for a pillow since your head stays in one place. It’s perfect since you can hear his heartbeat. Which beats for only you

Niall: Your back is to him. One of his arms is under your head while the other is wrapped around you. You tend to hold his hand while you sleep.

Louis: He isn’t much of a cuddler since he move too much, so your backs face each other. However, his hands never leave your. Fingers are always intertwined.

Zayn: He likes putting you on top. Not in a sexual way, but he liked feeling your upper body on his. So he keeps you there during your slumber.

Preference #5 he gets married but you're not the bride part two. Harry only

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:57:06 -0400

“Did you mean it?” Harry said coming into your hotel room. You could tell he was completely sober now. It was the night after his bachelor party, the night you told him you loved him.
“What?” You ask.
“You said you loved me.” He said taking a step closer. Your heart started pounding faster and faster. Once he got close enough he opened his mouth again. “Why didn’t you say anything? For five fucking years I’ve waited for some sort of sign that you might have some feelings for me. Cause you know what? I’ve loved you since I’ve first seen you. And you decide to tell me two days before my wedding.”
You stayed quiet still processing what he said. He loves you.
“It hurt, seeing you leave every few months and seeing you with other girls. I just couldn’t take it. I thought if I didn’t tell you, it wouldn’t hurt. But it still did. I love you a lot, it scares me.
“I’m in love with you y/n.” he said. Lifting your chin. “But I can’t just leave her. I love her, but Im not in love with her. But I might one day.”
Tears started leaving your eyes. You took the chance. You pressed your lips to his. It caught him by surprise, but he kissed back.
“Fuck. I can’t do this. I- I have to go.” He broke the kiss and left the room. Leaving you heartbroken

burghers: Not Safe For Wimps

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:49:22 -0400

burghers:

Not Safe For Wimps

mcsnuggie: at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:44:19 -0400

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

HAA COME T. IGET IT

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:44:11 -0400

HAA COME T. IGET IT

She's You. (Niall One Shot)

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 07:42:46 -0400

“Hey, sorry I’m late!” I said once Niall opens the door.

“It’s fine. You didn’t take that long, just an hour.” He pretends to look at a watch on his wrist even though he wasn’t wearing one.

“Sorry!” I say again and hug him. “But hey, at least I’m here. What are we doing this year?”

“I was thinking a movie, but that’s every year we have our friendiversary. I couldn’t think of anything else, so I was hoping you would have something!” He says following me to the couch in his apartment.

“Well, I don’t want to go out. Let’s just stay here and talk.” I shrugged.

“Sounds good I guess.”

After hours of talking, we ended up playing a game of “truth or truth.”

“Okay, you ask me!”

“Hm…” He thought. “Do you like anyone? You never really told me about your love life these days.”

“Yeah. But I don’t think he likes me back.” I said. The ‘he’ I’m talking about was right in front of me. “How about you?”

“Yeah. She’s pretty…”

‘Well, fuck.’ I thought.

“She’s smart and funny.” I was starting to get jealous. “And she’s…”

‘Oh god, no more.’

“She’s you.” He says. I lift my head to meet his eyes.

“She’s me? You like me?” I asked surprised. He nods.

“You might not like me back, but—”

“I do. I really like you, Niall.” I smile. My cheeks flushed as he looked at me in a whole new way, in a good way. The apartment was quiet for a few moments. Then finally, he scoots closer to me. And kisses me.

“Be my girlfriend?” I didn’t hesitate or even think about the question. I’ve waited a long time for him to say those words and I have finally heard it.

HAA COME T. IGET IT

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:03:46 -0400

HAA COME T. IGET IT

fixed it guys

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 05:36:05 -0400

fixed it guys

oh god the recent one shot I posted didn’t save the rest of the one shot im crying

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:33:35 -0400

oh god the recent one shot I posted didn’t save the rest of the one shot im crying

Babysitting. (Niall Mature One Shot)

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:30:00 -0400

“These kids are so hard to deal with! I mean, two boys? Ugh, they are so hard to control sometimes.” I say over the phone to my best friend.

“Well, I wouldn’t know. I’m the youngest of the family.” Niall replies to my rant.

“Well, you should come and take care of them with me! See how hard it is for me.”

“Hm…would I get paid if I did this babysitting job?”

“Let’s see….nope.” I laugh.

“Whatever, I’ll still come.”

“Really? Or are you just saying that.”

“No, really. Dead serious.”

—

“They’re not even that bad, Y/N.” Niall says setting down food for the 4 and 7 year old.

“That’s because I’m here to help you!” I flop on the couch and turn the tv on.

“I want to watch spongebob!” The 7 year old shouted.

“Yeah, spongebob!” The 4 year old echoes.

“No. You guys will be too busy watching instead of eating.” I said in a firm voice. Niall sits next to me and takes the controller. “Hey!”

“Let’s watch…spongebob.” He says. I frown as the boys cheered.

“Niall.” I say glaring.

“It’s okay, I’ll make sure they’re eating.” He says. I scoff.

—

After tucking the boys into bed, it was 9. Their parents was suppose to be home an hour earlier, but they have asked me to stay a bit longer so they can go out a bit. I wouldn’t blame them. With boys like them, I would want to take a break too. Niall and I were laying across from each other on the couch watching tv.

“Catch.” I say before throwing popcorn in his mouth, which hit his nose instead. He scrunches his nose and laughs. “Thanks for staying with me tonight. I would have been really bored.”

“And be watching tv like now?”

“Well yeah, but I have company to watch tv with.”

“True. But no problem. I wouldn’t have anything better to do at home besides playing games all night.”

“But you live for games.” I laugh.

“You already know.”

“That’s so not good.” I throw popcorn at his forehead.

“Sure, but you know what is?” He sits up.

“Hm?”

“Kissing.” He leans down and plants a kiss on my lips. He moves back a bit. Far enough to see my face, but close enough that our lips are barely touching. I kiss him back, longer this time. It went on for a few moments.

“I want you.” I breathe. He paused for a moment.

“I’ve wanted you for so long.” He says. He pulls his tank over his head and tosses it on the floor. I do the same with my shirt as I watch him get off to take off his khaki shorts. I can see the outline of his dick from his boxers. He didn’t hesitate to take off my leggings along with my panties.

He starts off licking my wet sex slowly, then goes faster and faster. I tried not to make a sound. My breath hitched in my throat as he nibbles and licks my clit. My hand flies to his head grabbing a handful of his hair while my other hand grips onto the couch cushion.

I cup his face and brought it up to meet mine. I kissed him and slipped my tongue in to taste myself. Before I know it, he quickly pulled down his boxers and positioned himself. His cock entered in me slowly. I let a silent, but long moan slip through my lips.

He gained speed and pounded me hard. My fingers tighten on his shoulders.

“Niall…” I moan out loud. He uses his thumb to circle my clit.

“Cum for me, Y/N.” He puts one of my legs of his shoulder. It took me over the edge and moaned loudly. I muffled my moans by covering my mouth with my hand as I rode out my high. He removed himself and tugged himself a few times. I go on all fours and take him in my mouth and sucked him off. I take him to the back of my throat and swallowed. He finally came in my mouth. “Fuck!”

—

“I really like that tall man yesterday!” The boys exclaimed as I clean up the mess they’ve made eating breakfast.

“Yeah, me too.” I smile.

“Will he come again?”

“I bet he will.”

Preference #3 (Part 2): he's getting married...but you're not the bride.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 03:10:15 -0400

Niall: You have been told his fiancée does not like you at all and she doesn’t want you to be at their wedding or you to see him anymore. Of course, it broke your heart because you have loved him for as long as you can remember. However, she did allow him to have a day together before they both move away.

Zayn: You watch as the person you have loved for years fall in love with another woman. Of course it was a hard thing, but what can you do. Now you’re sitting here, while he’s up there watching as the bride walk down the aisle. You’ve promised yourself you wouldn’t tell him how you still felt about him because it would ruin your friendship, or possibly his marriage.

Louis: “I’ve made my decision. I’m going to ask her to marry me. I’ve got the ring and her parents agree! Will you help me?” Louis asks you. Your smile disappears. “What’s wrong?” He asks. “No, nothing! I’m so happy for you! Of course I’ll help. Anything for my best friend.” You smile.

im sorry if its not as good as the other but I TRIED

You see children, K writes the prefs.

Part 2 please!!!!! :) xx

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:21:00 -0400

Of preference number three? T’s writing it up right now ! I think…
Correct me if I’m wrong!
~K

Yes I ammm (:

-T

Preference #3: he's getting married....but you're not the bride 2/5

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:06:04 -0400

Some is in 2nd person POV and some in 1st. I’ll write the rest when I get home idk.

Harry: Although you were a female, you were invited to Harry’s bachelor party. Being the only girl out of 7 drunken guys made you uncomfortable, but the fact that the person who’s getting married is the guy you’ve been in love with for 5 years makes you more uncomfortable. You’ve never told him, and when he got engaged you were devastated. Especially since the night he did it was going to be the night you were going to tell him how you felt. All of the guys scattered around the casino, mostly because You kept denying to go to the strip club. Harry came towards you with two drinks in hand, eyes glossy and messy walking. You were barely even tipsy, and he was full on twisted. “C’mon Y/n! Live a little.” He said handing me the glass. I took a sip, grimacing at the taste. “You need to sit Harry.” You laugh leading him to the small table nearby. He was giggly and so out of it. He won’t remember a thing tomorrow morning. You took a deep breath as you sat next to him. You looked at his drunken state and said it “I love you.”

Liam: Today was the day the man I’ve loved for years is going to get married to someone else. I walked into where he was waiting before the ceremony. “Y/n! There you are.” I look up to see him walking towards me in his tux. God he looked gorgeous. “How’s she doing, how does she look?” He asks. “She’s fine.” I put up a fake smile. “You’re bow tie is crooked. Here” I say putting my hands on it, redoing all the loops. “There much better.” I giggle. He wrapped his arms around me “Thank you so much for helping me out.” He said. “I better get going, the ceremony is going to start soon.” I say before leaving. I drop the piece of paper that was secured in my hand. Revealing all of my feelings

Trichotillomania (Harry One Shot)

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:19:02 -0400

sorry if its bad omg ):

I was finally home from a day of hell in school. I knew I shouldn’t have gone today. My whole day was dedicated to avoiding people and trying to block out the mean words everyone was saying, just because I have Trichotillomania. Trich is when I have to pull out my hairs. It’s not like I want to, I can’t stop Trichotillomania. Some symptoms of Trich is depression, which I have very often.

The only reason why I’m still here is because of my loving boyfriend, Harry. He treats me like a princess. He’s always telling me about how I don’t need a wig to cover up and how I’m beautiful just the way I am. Of course, I don’t believe any of that because of all of the bullies in school.

The whole way home, I was a crying mess. I’m a sensitive person, I can’t be strong like others. I barged through the door and went straight to the bathroom. I was going to pick up a razor, but I told myself and Harry that i wouldn’t. I threw the razor away and just took off the wig I was wearing.

“Kensie?” Harry’s voice echoed through the house.

“Jesus, Harry! I told you not to go in here when I am!” I struggled to put back on my wig.

“It’s okay! Don’t.” He takes the wig away from me.

“Harry, give that back.”

“You don’t need it.” He hides the wig behind his back.

“Oh please, stop with the bullshit, give my wig back!”

“Bullshit? You don’t believe me?” I didn’t respond. “You are beautiful. I love you for you. I don’t love you for who you aren’t, and who you aren’t, is you wearing a wig to cover up who you are. Don’t cover up when I’m around, ever.”

“That’s not what others think.”

“Why do you care what others think? Just care what I think. You love me right?” I nod. “Then forget what others say. Take my words and believe it.”

“I love you.” I said and plant a kiss on his lips.

Doing preferences Send in requests!

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 02:17:17 -0400

Doing preferences
Send in requests!

So I have really wanted a one shot and you lady's are amazing writers so I was wondering if you would do one for me? My names Caitlin but everyone calls me caitey, I have blue eyes and shoulder length brown hair, I have curves that I'm not to proud of because let's face facts boobs are horrid when you love being active! Um if you could include karate that would be cool. Could it be mature and with Louis?? Thanks you are fabulous :)

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 02:12:02 -0400

OMFG I HATE HAVING BOOBS SOMETIMES BUT THEY’RE SO FUN TO PLAY WITH.
You are my spirit animal come off anon so we could become bffs
~K

hey guyss. so, we’ve recently made a one shot blog like this one for 5SOS. but we spiced it up hehe....

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 07:06:00 -0400

hey guyss. so, we’ve recently made a one shot blog like this one for 5SOS. but we spiced it up hehe. so if you love 5sos, then go follow, request, submit it up! and it would help if you spread the word. thank you lovelies ♥

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Um T invite me to the blog plz and put me admin. ~K (help me I’m being devoured by bugs)

Savior. (Harry One Shot)

Fri, 31 May 2013 00:11:00 -0400

“Um, you’re next.” A lady tapped me on my back motioning to the cashier.

“Oh, sorry. Thanks.” I said putting my phone in my pocket. I hurry to the chashier and put my items on the counter. Sweets, gum, and a movie.

“Will this be all, sir?” She says.

“Yes.” I respond. I reach in my back pocket to get my wallet, but it wasn’t there. I reached in the other, nothing. I looked around me and my wallet wasn’t in sight. That’s when I saw a girl walking away trying to put my wallet in her pocket.

“Sorry, I’ll get these another time.” I said and bolted towards the girl. “Hey!” I yelled, but she didnt turn around. I run up until I was a close enough distance to touch her. I touch her shoulder and she whips around. “You have my wallet.” I said. Her eyes went wide and she took off.

I ran after her for a while. She finally reached a dead end.

“Please don’t take the money away from me.” She says. She tucks her hair behind her ear and clutches my wallet to her chest. She looks like she’s been living on the streets. Her dark green eyes were wide and full of fear.

There were smears of make up on her face, like she’s been out in the rain or she’s been crying. Her jeans were dirty, her converse were muddy. The jacket she was wearing was slipping off her shoulders from running. I reached my hand out to her, and she flinched.

“I’m not going to hurt you.” I said. “Can I please have my wallet back?” Right then, she starts crying and hands me the wallet.

“I’m so sorry.” She wails.

“No, shh, it’s alright.” I try to comfort her by hugging her. Her height was just up to my chest. I rub my hand up and down her back to calm her down. “Do you have a place?” She shakes her head.

Moments later, we were in my car. I look over to her to reassure she was doing fine. She looks so innocent and scared.

“Are you alright?” I ask. She nods. “What’s your name?” No response. I was guessing she didn’t want to talk, so I respected that and said nothing more.

“Y/N.” She responds after about 5 minutes. “What’s yours?”

“Harry.” I pull up to my driveway and we both climb out of my car. I lead Y/N into my home and settled her down with food. “Do you want to get cleaned up?” I asked.

“If it’s not too much to ask for.” She responds lightly. I leave to get her clothes, but since I have no girl clothes, she has to wear mine. I make my way back down and was surprised to see her at the steps. “Sorry.” She says seeing how startled I was.

“It’s fine. Follow me, I’ll show you where the bathroom is.” I go back up and tell her how everything works and hand her my clothes.

After 20 minutes, she comes down in my shirt and boxers, which looks really big on her. She sits down nervously on the island counter chairs.

“How old are you?” She asks.

“I’m 19. And you?”

“17,” She took a long pause. “I think.”

“You think?” I asked confused. She starts tearing up. “Oh, I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry…”

“No, it’s fine, it’s not you. Just-I had a really bad past. It’s all coming back to me and it’s just overwhelming.” She explains.

“Do you want to talk about it?” She doesn’t respond. I stayed silent.

“My mom kicked me out of the house at 15. She had me at a young age, and she blames me for making her teen years shit, so she never liked me.”

“That’s….” I had no words for it.

“It’s okay. You don’t have to say anything. It’s good to have someone that listens.” I nod.

“How would you like to stay here?” I ask. She looks up with wide eyes. She hops off her seat and around the counter to me. She hugs my torso tight enough that I can barely breathe.

“You are my savior.”

The End of the World (Ch.9)

Wed, 29 May 2013 18:21:39 -0400

-Jane’s POV-

I sat down looking at the flames. Our whole group was silent, everyone from the town was inside their tents. Danielle and Liam came and sat down with us.

“Some of the guards set up 3 tents so you guys can stay in there.” Danielle told us. We nodded and said our thank yous.

“We’re gonna go back to our camp tomorrow, you’re coming right?” Liam asked.

“You guys can’t leave.” She told us.

“What do you mean?” Harry asks.

“They won’t let anyone leave.”

We all looked at each other in panic.

“We’ll figure something out.” I replied.

We went to our guest tents.

“Jane, can I talk to you outside?” Char asked.

“Yeah sure?” We went outside the tent. “What happened in the car?”

“Harry, thought it was okay to ‘play’”

“He fingered you?!”

“Yes. But something else happened.”

“You went all the way?!”

“No, no. I kind of.. kissed Louis.”

“You what? You kissed Louis? Why?”

“It was a peck! He told me a sad story and I just did it like a sympathy thing!”

“I see, I see.”

“Anyways, what happened behind that tent?”

“Nothing, trust me.”

Charlotte shot a bullet through the gate, which attracted a bunch of walkers. The guards started shooting at them. We ran to our car and sped off through the un-guarded gate. And those stupid guards didn’t even notice.

“Nice plan.” Liam laughed. Danielle looked back at the town, looking worried.

“Don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe.” I told her.

We got back to our campsite in the afternoon.

“Home sweet home.” Niall sighed.

-Charlotte’s POV-

“I’m gonna go down to the river to get cleaned, wanna come?” Harry asked me.

“Yeah, let’s go.” I gathered some clothes and my pistol and went outside to find him waiting for me.

Once we got there he took off his shirt, revealing his tattoos. I stared in awe at his perfectly toned body.

“You know I remember you said I was your ‘boyfriend’ I don’t remember us ever putting titles to our relationship.” He smiled.

“So you don’t want to be my ‘boyfriend’?” I ask.

“I would love to be your boyfriend. You know why? Cause that means you’re all mine.” He whispered in my ear. “Were you jealous yesterday?”

“No.”

“Then why did you slap her?”

“She was cocky.”

“You were totally jealous.” He started stripping down to nothing. He walked into the water. Gesturing me to join him. I strip down and join him. He moved my hair out of my face before kissing me. I dipped my head down into the water, getting my hair wet.

“Can we…” He starts, hoping I’ll know what he means. I catch on and nod. “You sure? I’m not your first, right?” I shook my head.

“Just do it.” I said. He kisses me long and hard, then adjusts his length to my entrance. I felt his tip slip in me, then he went in deeper.

“You alright?” He asks every now and then. He was halfway in and started giving small thrusts. He thrusts faster and trys to get more of him in me. I start moaning and groaning, until we heard footsteps and chattering. He took himself out of me and walked to the other side. I do the same, turning to the other side.

“Woaah, Charlotte and Harry naked at the same time, slow down, guys.” Louis says. I turn my head to see them. Jane hits Louis on the shoulder.

“You boys turn around!” She yells. “Are you done?” She asks me. I nod. She brings a towel towards me and I wrap it around myself. She brings another to Harry.

“Thanks.” He says quickly taking it. He was trying to cover up his boner. I laugh to myself as he tried to not face the other’s direction. Jane held a towel around me so I can change.

“Why did you guys come?” I asked.

“We were wondering where you were. We went to the highway, but you weren’t there, so this was the last place we’d find you.” Jane says.

“And that required all of you?”

“The boys wanted to go for a swim, and apparently, us girls can’t be left alone.” Jane says referring to Danielle and herself.

Jane and I walked back alone, since Danielle wanted to stay with Liam. Liam insisted for her to get to know us better, but she denied, saying she’s been away from Liam for too long.

“Harry and I…we kind of…” I said.

“Had sex? Today?” She replies surprised. “Well, I’m not that surprised. I knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. Considering he fingered you.”

“We could have finished off, but you guys came!”

“My bad!”

That evening we got to know about Danielle. She was a dancer and she was doing a show when the virus broke out, that’s how she was separated from Liam.

Everyone eventually got sleepy and went into their rooms. Jane went inside Niall’s…get it. I stayed in the kitchen, reading my book.

“Can’t sleep yet?” I turned to see Louis.

“Oh, no. I just want to finish this book. I have one chapter left and I’m really into it.”

“I see.” He sat down next to me. “So you and Harry, huh?”

“Don’t get me started.” I laughed as I rub my eyes.

“I miss the feeling of knowing you have someone there for you. You know, someone who loves you.”

“Oh, well you’ll fi-” I was cut off when he crashed his lips on mine.

“Umm, what did you just do?”

“You know, that’s what friends do.” He winked before walking back in his room.

I walked to Niall’s room, I slowly opened to door. Worst mistake of my life. I found Jane and Niall kissing in bed. Thankfully fully clothed, but I know it was leading somewhere. They immediately separated when they saw me.

“Sorry… Jane I need to talk to you..” I say. She gets up and walks out shutting the door.

“What d’ya need?” She asks.

“Louis kind of kissed me..” She looks at me in shock.

“Kissed? Like a peck?” She asked.

“It was sort of long, I don’t know.” I replied.

“What about Harry?” She whispers.

“What about me?” Harry says coming out of his room. “And why are you whispering?” He whispers. “Talking about me huh, babe?” He kisses the corner of my lips.

“I-no, um—” I start.

“Is there something wrong?” He asks with concern.

“No, we were just about to go out on a walk and wanted to know if you wanted to come along.” Jane lies.

“Oh, nah. Just woke up and I’m so tired.” He says. “Go on if you want, but be careful.”

“Um, nah feeling tired too.” Jane says and goes back into Niall’s room. I was left with Harry. I felt guilty for kissing Louis when I wasn’t the one who kissed him, but still.

“What’s the real problem?” He asks, putting his arms around my waist and pulling me in.

“What?”

“I can see you’re hiding something. What is it?”

“I…” I started.

“You…”

“I kissed Louis.” I said. I looked down hoping not to see his expression.

“Louis?” I can hear the sadness in his voice. I nodded. “I thought we had something?”

“We do.” I said looking up. He lets go of me. “It was nothing.”

“Did you kiss him back?” He furrowed his eyebrows.

“Yes…but it was nothing…” I said. He sighs and turns away. “Why are you upset? We’re not even together.” He turns around like he couldn’t believe I have said that.

“Just because we’re not together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.” He says. I stay silent.

“I’m sorry.” I ran into his body and wrapped my arms around his torso. My head rested on his chest. I could hear his heart pounding. When he didn’t hug back, I stepped away and walked back in my room.

-Jane’s POV-

I closed the door behind me and found Niall shirtless. Just relaxing on bed. Oh god, please tell me he has pants on.

“Don’t worry, I’m clothed under here.” He laughs, as if he has read my mind. I smiled and walk to the edge of the bed. He opens up the covers so I can crawl under. I snuggled up with him and rested on his bare chest.

“Niall?” I said.

“Hm?” He hums while playing with my hair.

“I hope you know, I’m not ready for sex.” I said, knowing he’s been trying. I looked up at him and he smiled.

“Yeah, I know.” He says.

“I’ll let you know, though.”

“It doesn’t stop me from playing around, you know.” He winks. I laugh and kiss him.

“Ready to go to bed?”

“I’m just going to check on Charlotte real quick.” I walk back out the door. I knocked on her door. No answer.

“Char?” I call. There was no sign of her. I walk to Zayn’s room and I find Harry in there with him. He was talking about Charlotte and how he thought they had something special.

“Have you seen Charlotte?” I ask. They shake their heads. I look around the whole camp, no sign of her. I went back inside and shook the rain off of my jacket.

“Jane, her pistol is gone.” Harry said. My heart dropped. She went out by herself, with just a handful of ammo.

Prefs will be delayed I’m on vacation bitches!!!!!1!!!1!!

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:49:54 -0400

Prefs will be delayed I’m on vacation bitches!!!!!1!!!1!!